| Ratio of an igloo's
circumference to its diameter: |
Eskimo Pi |
| 2000 pounds of Chinese
soup: |
Won ton |
| 1 millionth of a mouthwash: |
1 microscope |
| Weight an evangelist
carries with God: |
1 billigram |
| Time between slipping
on a peel and smacking the pavement: |
1 bananosecond |
| Time it takes to sail
220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: |
Knot-furlong |
| 365.25 days of drinking
low-calorie beer because it's less filling: |
1 lite year |
| 16.5 feet in the Twilight
Zone: |
1 Rod Serling |
| Half of a large intestine: |
1 semicolon |
| 1000 aches: |
1 kilohurtz |
| Basic unit of laryngitis: |
1 hoarsepower |
| Shortest distance between
two jokes: |
A straight line. |
| 453.6 graham crackers: |
1 pound cake |
| 1 million microphones: |
1 megaphone |
| 1 million bicycles: |
2 megacycles |
| 2000 mockingbirds: |
two kilomockingbirds |
| 10 cards: |
1 decacards |
|
1 kilogram of falling figs: |
1 Fig Newton |
| 1000 cubic centimeters
of wet socks: |
1 literhosen |
| 1 millionth of a fish: |
1 microfiche |
| 1 trillion pins: |
1 terrapin |
| 10 rations: |
1 decoration |
| 100 rations: |
1 C-ration |
|
2 monograms: |
1 diagram |
| 8 nickels: |
2 paradigms |
| 3 statute miles of
intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: |
1 I.V. League |
| 100 Senators: |
Not 1 decision |
